cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(Source: cervicks)

(Source: misomeru)

"I didn’t like my name until you said it."

(via shayeofodile)

(Source: seehowtame)

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

all-of—my-days:

wifigodz:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

This explains me so well

(Source: lmaoalien)

"we’re sexting and you think im masturbating when really im eating ice cream and tweeting and looking up what to say to you on yahoo answer"

BlessedISteezed (via blessedisteezed)

"I hope you meet someone who wants to experience you and not just see you by their eyes. Someone who doesn’t only want to have sex with you but moves their fingers over your body like trying to find a city on a world map and mark their favourite destinations. Someone who wants to experience you like a masterpiece. whenever we observe a masterpiece we get the urge to touch it and most of the time we do, involuntarily, because it’s so perfect that we not only want to see it with our eyes and forget it’s details later on because I read somewhere that every time you recall a memory your brain edits it bit by bit so we long to experience it so that each part which contributes to it’s perfection stays with us afterall how scary it would be to forget how perfect you felt. So I hope someone experiences you like a summer breeze stroking your hair, like the warmth of bonfire on a chilly winter night, like the taste of that traditional homemade dish by a mother for her children who’s taste forever lingers in their mouth. I hope you find someone who justifies in treating you like the perfect art you are."

The most beautiful submission ever sent to me from - sadgirlslikebadboys (via thejamesboyle)